As a professional French horn player performing with groups all over New York City and the world, I have to laugh at how arbitrary a decision the French horn was. I chose the horn in fourth grade so my friend wouldn’t be the only girl in the brass section; in exchange, she made me several friendship anklets. […]

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Brutalized by a desperate, overbearing parent who chained me with barbed wire to a baby grand piano at an early, impressionable age, and terrorized by a series of sadistic piano teachers wielding large, wooden rulers and unfortunate hairstyles, I soon realized that the life of a musician was not for me. Instead, I fled South […]